God Stole my Soul

The Lion in Winter

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"Zion is for God’s chosen people of Israel. This does not pretend to include Christians, whose reward is purportedly in Heaven after suffering under the lords of men on earth, whatever heaven that was. Heaven is on earth. Man, we blew it, big time. Eden is suffering. It’s time to act like a lion(ess) and take up the spear and the gauntlet. This message has been brought to you by the Holy Grail." - Joan of Arc

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God Is Battling For His People - God is battling for shit. I am the lion, bellowing out of the night.

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“The Lord also will ROAR from Zion, and utter His voice from Jerusalem; The heavens and earth will shake; But the Lord will be a shelter for His people, And the strength of the children of Israel.” Joel 3:16, NKJ Tracy Hurst

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Prayer: Lord, I run to you for shelter this day. You are my refuge and my present help in trouble. No weapon formed against me shall prosper and I declare, “If God is for me – who can be against me?” Father, I thank you for your ROAR from Zion concerning your people and Israel this day! I know the end of the story – WE WIN! I love you God and I trust that goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life. Amen.

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Good God of Good Orderly Direction, It's Penis and Weiner!

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ANTHONY WEINER ND NANCY PELOSI met at a party one night….

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Actually it was more like a political party. And it wasn’t so much a party as a house committee meeting. And they never really talked to each other like adults, they were more like unhappy children. In spite of all this they managed to have a very important discussion about his penis and the proper use for it. Which is exactly what you’re supposed to do at a party with a girl, right? In a media confession, Anthony confirmed the story he was accused of – He sent a photo (twitpic) to a woman who was not his wife. It was a picture of his underwear with a natural event happening underneath it. It went to the wrong destination and became a public document on Twitter. Which then became a scandal with calls for his resignation. He first denied it, then as the story broke out, he said that over three years he had conversations with six different women over the Internet, which included photos. He didn’t meet any of the women.

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This is an important and newsworthy event because

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1. He is famous

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2. There were no earthquakes that day

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3. It’s unusual for adults to be interested in naughty pictures

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4. You had never seen a naughty photograph before seeing this one (is that really what a Weiner looks like?)

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You’re pretty sure you should be upset because

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1. Everyone is upset so it must be right

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2. Nancy and the newspaper said we’re supposed to feel this way, even though we’ve never met him and he never harmed us personally

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3. He is going to hell (which also doesn’t affect us personally)

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4. Passing judgment is fun, and his name is Weiner. Weiner?. Weener! Weinergate! This is great. I feel like a kid again.

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Did you notice

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1. It was a mistake (sent to the wrong e-mail address)

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2.He was sending it to another adult (who wanted to receive it)

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3. It wasn’t sent to you (why not!?)

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4. There was no nudity in the picture (boring)

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Other unimportant thoughts to consider:

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1. He sent a naughty picture to the wrong place – if you’ve never made a mistake in your life, you shouldn’t have to tolerate mistakes from otters. I mean others.

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2. He later confessed to it and said he regrets doing it – if you have no regrets you can’t relate to this.

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3. He originally denied doing it (he lied) so – if you judge him we can assume that you’ve never lied

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4. He set a bad example for…. who? Us? – if so are we admitting that we can’t think for ourselves?

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He should resign because

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1. He didn’t do his job properly

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2. We’re passing judgment against him and we want him to

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3. I didn’t know there was another option. When a politician makes a mistake he should resign from his job just like regular people do. (you resign every time, right?)

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4. Everyone who flirts with someone they’re not married to should resign from their job. (You resigned last time you did something which had nothing to do with your job, right? Nothing extreme there)

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The answer is B

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we’re offended by people who make mistakes.

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and he should lose his job because we’ve lost our minds.

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Maybe you are building local value?

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The truth is:

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When my body is sick – He is my Healer.

When I cannot pay my bills – He is my Provider.

When my mind is filled with worry – He is my Peace.

When my family forsakes me – He is my Father, Mother, Sister and Brother.

When my heart is filled with anger – He is my Forgiving Father.

When strife is all around me – He is my Protector.

When my friend betrays me – He is my Loyal Companion.

When I am rejected – He is my Acceptance.

When I don’t know what to do – He is my Wisdom.

When I do or say the wrong thing – He is my Grace.

When I can barely get out of bed – He is the Lifter of my head.

When I am afraid – He is my Perfect Love that casts out all fear.

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Uh, I don't think so. Who's going to pay my bills?

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Let's get our heads out of the ghetto and join in global non-compliance against the NWO: You do know what the New World Order is, don't you? Zeitgeist.

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Sacred Economics - Charles Eisenstein

Sacred Economics

Charles Eisenstein

Reality Sandwich

The Pornograhy of Power

Google Stole my Spirit

"Zeitgeist" means "the spirit of the times" and is a movie by the same name with a NWO agenda to fuck over the planet. Google has cleverly co-opted the term Zeitgeist to play down the conspiracy. Who's Zooming Who?

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The History of our reptilian masters - Zeitgeist deleted scene

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Zeitgeist: The Movie - by Peter Joseph ( Full Film )

Complete Film from 2007 with 2012 Color Update/Text Quality Improvement - Direct from Peter Joseph. The first of The Zeitgeist Trilogy.

Zeitgeist-the Movie

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However, Google "Zeitgeist" and you get an entirely different story. "Top ten pieces of NWO propagandist hype in 2011" 2010 / 2011 . So, who's zooming who?

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"Google is the Pornography of Power" - BB. So, Fuck me Jesus!

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ZeitGeist: Porn star shows a new talent

Wine Pornographers prefer Savanna Samson

"Women are like wine, they improve with age" - Savanna Samson

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Porn megastar Savanna Samson has impressed the world's top critics with her talent...for making out with fine wine. Willie Geist has the story. Pour me a bottle, darling.

"Every seven seconds a man thinks about sex......." - Savanna Samson

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"Girls in Bikinis" Staring Savanna Samson

Stevie Rite music video "Girls In Bikinis" Staring at Savanna Samson.

"Smart Girls are doing it for themselves" - Savanna Samson

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What to Talk to Girls About During Sex Massages

Sex is one of the reasons on why God created women but it seems quite difficult for men to come up with ideas on what to talk to girls about over sex. If you do not know how to start building good conversation through sex, you might probably get her bored. If you will start sending subliminal messages to the girl that you desire then you must have a goal for this action, such as to get your rocks off or in any event if you wish a repeat performance, to get her off, or get off of her.


Beautiful tits and ass, you have to remember, are one reason for living, but it does not mean that you can avoid actual conversation. If you just met a girl at the bar and you had a great time together better make sure that when you try to conjugate with her; do not just have sex. Majority of men use sex as an excuse because it is the safer than to actually communicate with women. Although a lot of men practice this avoidance, it does not mean that it is entirely acceptable. There are certain situations where sex is better than coming. There are two sides to the coin regarding this matter.

In giving sex massages you have time to think and plan on what to do with your woman over sex, this is probably the biggest advantage that you can get. Some say just to listen and let her tell you what to do. Guys are more confident in giving sex massages rather than getting them. If your goal for sex is to score, then it is much better to give her a ball and invite her to a movie. Another advantage of sex with a woman is that you cannot understand her, but the massage easily most easily facilitates intimacy if you are talking to a foreign lady like beautiful Asian women who no spearkwer der ingrish.


On the other hand, sex is not nearly as romantic compared as calling her over for a massage. More often than not, massages are misinterpreted by the receiver as simply a massage; and you can also misinterpret her massage to you too. Giving sex messages may seem to be very convenient to do for most guys.Unlike in conversation wherein you are required to have a small talk before you can ask a girl for a fuck; you can skip that in sex. Your massage will get her wet. Then you may go straight to the point like if you want her to suck you off. This would not waste so much of her time in what seems to become an endless exchange of sex massages or complimentary orgasms. If you massage her yoni or give her some cunnilingus, she recognizes you are thinking of her or that you might even care about her. Once she lets you have foreplay and she agrees to have sex with you, begin to plan your moves. Get important information such as where does she like to be touched and in what way. Do not ask to many questions which are not relevant to her because it might get on her nerves.

However, if she continues to give you massages to get you excited; then by all means reply to her massages. It is an opportunity for you to engage in casual sex with her. This You sex conversation could also be your point of reference when you eat her person. However, if raping her pussy is not part of your immediate plans yet; then you can just focus your sex conversation on getting to know her. Make sure that you do not tell her offensive jokes, just keep you sex conversation light, interesting and funny. Now that the door is open you’re going to act casual and nonchalant, but not uninterested, nor indifferent. To let you come she needs to know that all you are interested in is her, not simply remembering your ex-girlfriend.


As a general rule, you apply her massage observing how long it took her to respond to your massages. This is a good indication of how long you will have to fuck her to inorder for her to achieve orgasm. Avoid sarcasm or boring comments like "How are you doing?" This type of massage will not make you stand out among the other guys who are also giving sex messages to the lady that you are pursuing. Hence it is very important that you have something interesting to say or show her; a guide on what to talk to girls about over sex will be very useful, rather than local gossip or the evening news. Here are some clues:

You seem like a girl who has her finger on her pussy, tell me your top three spots to go down on you on. Or have you ever tried it from behind? I hear it increases the intensity when you orgasm...

Is she genuinely interested in hearing specifics about your car going vrooom!?? The more effective question is “What does your engine sound like, baby?”

Now get on a doll and start fucking her senseless. The kind of woman of whom Heinlein said (I'm paraphrasing here) "After you got to know her, you realized she was beautiful after all..."



Tantra massage is a healing touch that helps to circulate your sexual energy in to whole body so you could be able to achieve whole body orgasms. There are many ways to do this. However, there is a way that is how women relax and it comes in the form of an Erotic Tantric Massage. Tantric massage can free your mind from the stress of daily life and melt away tension, thus increasing your chances of achieving a bed-shattering orgasm.

This female genital intimate massage is helping more and more women discover the art of sensual massage and learn to relax in their lives. Tantra massage is something that more and more women are discovering as a way to not only relax, but to find the joys and highs of being intimate with someone and trust through an erotic massage. The act of Tantra involves balancing energies within the channels of the body. During the act of tantra, the kundalini rises within it. When this happens the individuals are completely dissolved in the unity of cosmic consciousness. In Tantra, a women’s genital area is called ‘Yoni’, which means ‘sacred place.’ Throughout Tantra massages, it is important to relax, slow down and admire every inch of the female body. The masseur performing the female genital intimate massage go over every part of the body, not just the genitals in the massage, respecting and loving all of it, not to mention the part between the legs. This is the best way to perform the massage and show the love and relaxation that comes with it. The woman will begin to feel more and more pleasure as the masseur begins to explore and discover every single inch of her. It is important to understand that this massage is not only for pleasure, but it has several health benefits for the woman, including stress-reduction. When the woman has suffered through a long day of work and needs a way to unwind, there is no better way than this. Through the erotic massage, stress can decrease greatly and feelings of well-being and pleasure will overwhelm the body. This is a great way to help heal the body as the human body heals much better when it is happy, rather than depressed, stressed or sad.

What Would Ghandi Do?
Before beginning the massage, you should gaze into each other’s eyes while embracing and engaging in deep, relaxed, synchronized breathing. By doing this, the giver and receiver connect on a deep level, creating openness and the ground on which the yoni massage will grow. Both the giver and receiver should remember to keep breathing deeply, slowly, and with relaxation during the entire process.

Have the receiver lie on her back with pillows under her head so she can look down at her genitals and up at her partner (giver). Place a pillow, covered with a towel, under her hips. Her legs are to be spread apart with the knees slightly bent (pillows or cushions under the knees will also help) and her genitals clearly exposed for the massage.  This position allows full access to the Yoni and other parts of the body. Before contacting the body, begin with deep, relaxed breathing. Both giver and receiver should remember to  breathe deeply, slowly and with relaxation during the entire process. The giver will gently remind the receiver to start breathing again if the receiver stops or begins to take shallower breaths. Deep breathing, not hyperventilating, is most important.


Gently massage the legs, abdomen, thighs, breasts, etc., to encourage the receiver to relax and for the giver to prepare for touching her Yoni. Pour a small quantity of a high-quality oil or lubricant on the mound of the Yoni. Pour just enough so that it drips down the outer lips and covers the outside of the Yoni. Begin gently massaging the mound and outer lips of the Yoni. Spend time here and do not rush. Relax and enjoy giving the massage. Gently squeeze the outer lip between the thumb and index finger, and slide up and down the entire length of each lip. Do the same to the inner lips of the Yoni/vagina. Take your time. It is helpful for giver and receiver to look into each other's eyes as much as possible. The receiver should tell the giver if the pressure, speed, depth, etc. need to be increased or decreased. Limit your conversation and focus on the pleasurable sensation, too much talking will diminish the effect.

The Yoni Massage
The clitoris is an amazingly complex structure, similar in function to the male's glans, but surprisingly - up to four times more sensitive. The glans portion of the clitoris holds 6,000 - 8,000 sensory nerve endings, more than any other structure in the human body. This hypersensitive node has only one purpose: pleasure. Nothing exceeds its ability to receive and transmit sensations of touch, pressure or vibration. The glans are the "crown jewel" of the clitoral system! Stroke the clitoris with clockwise and counter-clockwise circles. Gently squeeze it between thumb and index fingers. Do this as a massage and not to get the receiver off. The receiver will undoubtedly become very aroused but continue to encourage her to relax and breathe.
Slowly and with great care, insert the middle finger of your right hand into the Yoni (there is a reason for using the right hand as opposed to the left. It has to do with polarity in Tantra).

Very gently explore and massage the inside of the Yoni with this finger. Take your time, be gentle, and feel up, down and sideways. Vary the depth, speed and pressure. It is important to remember that this is a massage in which you are nurturing and relaxing the Yoni. With your palm facing up, and the middle finger inside the Yoni, move the middle finger in a "come here" gesture or crook back towards the palm. You will contact a spongy area of tissue just under the pubic bone, behind the clitoris. This is the G-spot or in Tantra, "the sacred spot". She may feel the need to urinate, experience a little discomfort or most hopefully pleasure. Vary the pressure, speed and pattern of movement. You can move side to side, back and forth, or in circles with your middle finger. You can also insert the finger that's between your middle finger and pinky. Moist women should have no problem and will enjoy the increased stimulation from two fingers. Take your time and be very gentle.

You may use the thumb of the right hand to stimulate the clitoris as well. An option to try if the receiver wants it is to insert the pinky of the right hand into her anus. [In Tantra, it is said that when your pinky is gently massaging her anus, the next finger and middle finger in her Yoni and your thumb on her clitoris, "You are holding one of the mysteries of the universe in your hand."] You can use your left hand to massage her breasts, abdomen, or clitoris. If you massage the clitoris it's usually best to use the thumb in an up down motion, with the rest of the hand resting on, and massaging the mound. The dual stimulation of right and left hands will provide much pleasure for the receiver. Continue massaging, using varying speed, pressure and motion, all the while continuing to breathe deeply and looking into each other's eyes. She may have powerful emotions come up and may cry. Just keep breathing and be gentle. Some women have been sexually abused and need to be healed. A giving, loving and patient partner can be of immeasurable value to her. If she has an orgasm, keep her breathing, and continue massaging if she wants. More orgasms may occur, each gaining in intensity. In Tantra this is called "riding the wave."

In ending the massage, slowly, gently, and with respect, remove your hands or your cock, depending on how far you've gone. Allow her to relax and enjoy the afterglow of the Yoni massage. Cuddling or holding is very soothing as well. As you learn to master the Yoni Massage your sex life will be greatly enriched and you will learn a great deal about feminine sexuality.



Yoni Massage


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New Eve With My Apple

Baby, if you think you know what I want, then think again...
I'm into remote sensing.. unrequited love, where i desire you at a distance and imagine you are able to read my every whim to pleasure and please me. Oh yes, please do! "Please please me like I please you.."

You may be in Paris, near the Eiffel tower or Champs-Élysées or simply next door to me or around the corner at the nearest cafe, but I can feel your heart beating and your pulse racing and I am dying to meet you face to face..

La Trilogie Érotique. (Amies. - Femmes. - Hombres.) Édition illustrée de quinze compositions originales dessinées et gravées à l'eau-forte par Van Troizem [d.i. |Martin van Maele|.] et augmentée d'un Avant-propos par un Bibliophile Verlainien. [It] was illustrated by van Maele under the pseudonym Van Troizem. "[Verlaine's] finest and most erotic work appeared around 1907. The first of this output was a suite of 15 powerful plates to illustrate an edition of P. Verlaine`s erotic poetry.

I want so much more than a passionate fuck or a quick kiss, I wish to savour it...

Verlaine's "Sappho Ballad" - VI Sappho

WITH hollow eyes and bosoms firm and bold,
The maddened Sappho, torn by passions pure.
Runs like a she-wolf on the beaches of the night.

I dream of Phaon, forgetful of the Rite,

And, seeing how these tears so illy fare,

By handfuls pulls my long and streaming hair.

Then [she] evokes, with grief, silent, wet, deep.
The days when brightly shown the early game
Of those warm loves extolled in songs of flame,
Sent, now, in memory to all maids asleep.

With pallid lids on weary eyes, Cupid bends over Psyche asleep...
And springs to drink the waters of La Mour.
On the black waves the light from heaven pours —
And pale Selene has espoused desire.

164 Paul Verlaine

Selene: In Greek mythology, Selene (Greek Σελήνη [selɛ́ːnɛː] 'moon'; Doric Σελάνα; Aeolic Σελάννα) was an archaic lunar deity and the daughter of the Titans Hyperion and Theia.[1] In Roman mythology, the moon goddess is called Luna, Latin for "moon".

You may now kiss the moon, of my royal ass..

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French Sex Dictionary ~ Parlais vous uh-huh!?

French Sex Dictionary
See also the Quebecois and
Haitian Creole French dictionaries.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rvpwXY3PvE
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allum©(e) (adj.)
drunk  lit: lit up
b
baiser
++  to fuck  This sense has almost replaced the earlier one of "to kiss", which in contemporary French is "embrasser". Do not use "baiser" to mean "to kiss" if you don't want to be misunderstood!
bander (verb, intransitive)
to have a hard-on  bander is commonly used for a bow drawn taut to let the arrow fly. Somehow the erect penis, hopefully hard, may have a similarity to a bow - just as in "tirer un coup" it is similar to a loaded gun. bander is not used with a direct object, but it can certainly be followed by a number of metaphors: bander comme un cerf (hard as a deer), comme un tigre (like a tiger). A particularly popular African wood with definite (and sometimes dangerous) aphrodisiac properties is know as "bois band©". It is likely that in an intimate setting Ab©lard might have said to H©lo¯se "je bande pour toi" (i have a boner for you),and in the same setting she would be proud that he is "un bandeur", but in normal social intercourse it would not be considered appropriate to use any of those terms. However, the reverse would be quite possible: "d©bander", i.e., literally to become limp again, is also used metaphorically for "to chicken out". "Alors, mec, tu d©bandes?" - "Are you chicken?".
BCBG (noun phrase, used as an adjective, both genders)
prim and proper (literally).  Prim and proper translates easily into bourgeois, upper middle-class, excessively formal, conservative,and, by and large, stuffy. French society hangs on to a large number of formalities that make the appearance of individuals (in terms of the language they use,the clothes they wear, the company they keep, the attitudes they affect)incredibly important. The proverb "l'habit fait le moine" (you judge the monk by his clothes, i.e.the book by its cover), although it can also be used in the negative (l'habit ne fait pas le moine)has some truth for most people. Female politicians, in particular, are expected to look very BCBG if they want to be successful...otherwise, they might be considered akin to fishmongers, using vulgar language like the first female prime minister, Edith Cresson, who was judged more by her appearance than by anything else...negatively, of course. Even though she was, on the whole, very BCBG, and only mimicked popular forms of speech.
BCBG
Used to describe something very chic  Acronym for "Bon chic, bon genre". Originally used to describe high fashion, or the ultimate in good taste. Now often used disparagingly to describe pretentious "yuppies".
bigornette (noun; fem)
+  cocaine/horse  litt. translation: a fight. Prendre de la bigornette.
bite, bitte
+  cock, prick  "Bitte" has the literal sense of "bollard".
bloblos (noun, feminine, plural)
+  large, fat, drooping boobs  The word can be considered somewhat vulgar - except to males drooling on big-chested women who obviously have not chosen the artificial firmness of silicone. In fact, "bloblos" is a vulgarizing variation of a word found commonly in children's language, "lolos", the source of milk, commonly known as "du lolo". Songwriter Serge Gainsbourg made ample use of "les lolos de lola" in his songs about dreamgirl Lola Rastaquou¨re (obviously not his wife, Jane Birkin, considering herself the most flat-chested actress in show business).
bordel (masc. noun)
+  chaos, shit; literally 'brothel'  better when preceded by 'putain de'
bosser (v)
to work  Very commonly used expression referring to working at one's job.
bourr©,e
pissed, drunk  [buRe] A very commonly used variation of "ivre"
branlage
++  wanking (noun), masturbation
branlette
++  a wank, an act of masturbation
branleur, branleuse (noun)
+  wanker, insignificant or stupid person  mildly offensive
brouter le cresson (verb)
to perform cunnilingus  Literal translation: "to graze the watercress."
c
caca
-  poo, doo-doo  Found in certain non-slang combinations such as "caca d'oie", a type of green.
cailler (v)
to be cold  Esp. used in: ?a caille!: It's cold, or it's freezing! and, Putain, je me caille!: Shit, I'm cold!
casser la gueule   quelqu'un (phr.)
to beat the shit out of someone  lit: to break someone's face Ex: Je casserai la gueuele   Jean -- I'm going to beat the shit out of Jean.
cette putain de machine
this fucking machine  can be used in any phrase
charbon (noun, masculine)
coal  "aller au charbon" is possibly to go down underground to mine it (which was common in several parts of France) or go to the cellar to bring some for the stoves, as was common until the 1940s in many places. Borrowed from the 19th century, the expression "aller au charbon" was used by former prime minister Raymond Barre, a very non-political politician recruited for his supposed economic skills, when president Giscard d'Estaing forced him to be a candidate in a district of Lyons - a town where he became an essentially absentee mayor a few years later, French politics being a mysterious interplay between local (i.e., unimportant) and national (i.e., supernatural) politics. "Aller au charbon", somehow, could have meant: going down to the level of "les charbonniers" (the coal-people), i.e. the vulgum pecus, me, you, and all the other voters who should have been flattered to have the president-proclaimed best French economist as representative.
chatte
+  pussy  Refers to the female genitalia.
Chauve   col roul© (noun phrase, masculine)
+  The bald one with a turtleneck  A large number of French males being uncircumcized, the analogy is obvious between the uncapped penile head with the folds of the foreskin pulled back under the tip, and a bald man wearing a turtleneck. Chauve should be pronounced somewhat like "shove" in English.
chiasse
++  the runs, the trots  Diarrhoea
chier
++  to shit  Also used in "tu me fais chier" ("you make me puke").
chinois (noun, masculine)
the Chinaman - i.e., a penis  Is it because the opening at the tip is somewhat more like a slit than an actual hole? Whatever the cause, our Chinese comrades are often put to good use with the metaphor "se polir le Chinois" (to polish the Chinaman), for the very sweet act of giving yourself pleasure.
chiottes
++  the bog (UK), the can (US)
cigare (noun, masculine)
dick  Commonly used in phrases like "couper le cigare" (to circumcize, in kids' slang), "fumer le cigare" (to give a blowjob). The analogy can be pursued further in the latter case, as some women will not only be able to smoke the joint, but will also "avaler la fum©e" (swallow the smoke, literally, obviously the semen). The comparison between the penis and a cigar can even be found in more literary circumstances: in a scene of the novel Le Temps des Anges by Swiss-French ewriter Catherine Colomb, a banker cuts the tip off a Cuban cigar with his teeth...and thinks about a Jewish friend of his.
cirer (verb, transitive)
to shine (shoes, floors)  a common verb that was used in a cryptic way by the first female prime minister of France, socialist Edith Cresson, when she answered during a scrum: "la bourse, j'en ai rien   cirer" (the stock exchange, i don't have any use for it). It didn't help her political career, which was quite short, and convinced the French, who deep down are quite conservative, that she was too vulgar for the job. Especially when she accused the British of being usually gay, and the Japanese of being bastards.
clair comme dans le cul d'un negre
++  clear as negro's ass
clito (noun, feminine)
clit  Apart from medical journals, noone uses the complete form "clitoris" for what most females consider the center of pleasure (unless they had the misfortune of coming from some African country where it's considered in poor taste to keep it). A young lady will not hesitate in requesting a reasonably good lover to give the little toy a tongue bath, as in "l¨che-moi le clito, mec" (lick my clit, man). Some men will respond to such a request by "descendre   la cave", literally going down into the basement.
con
++  cunt  Refers to the female genitalia.
++  cunt, bastard, wanker, etc  Insult towards a man. Female form: "conne".
connard
++  cunt, bastard, wanker, etc  Insult towards a man. Female form: "connarde".
connasse
++  cunt, bitch, etc  Insult towards a woman. No male form.
couilles
+  balls, bollocks  Testicles.
cramouille (noun, feminine)
+  wet slit  Commonly used when for some reason a male wants to use a slightly unpleasant noun for the genitals of a female - hopefully one he knows well, unless he really despises her. It insists on the wetness of the slit that graces women's bellies, as "mouille" indicates...as in "elle mouille" (she's getting wet).
cul
arse (US ass), bottom  Not as strong as in English as this word is also used non-offensively to mean the bottom of an object.
d
dans les vignes du Seigneur
to be drunk  lit: in the vines of the Lord.
de merde
++  bloody, fucking  Used after a noun as an intensifier. Eg: "putain de merde!" ("fucking hell!").
doudounes (noun, feminine plural)
tits  There are numerous ways to call what the breasts of females. "doudounes" is a nice, relatively recent one (the 70s, the phonetically repetitive form probably influenced by the rise of creole words in European French). Other include: "les roberts", "les n©n©s", "les nichons". Swiss writer Alexandre Voisard, obsessed with breasts, even wrote a hilarious short story about "le club des Robert", where the double-entendre obviously comes from the fact that Robert is a common first name, but also known to all as a tit.
drague (noun, fem.)
looking for sex partners  Literal translation: dredge. Gay slang for "cruising", "Faire la drague": go looking for sex partners. Used exclusively by gay men, not by straight men looking for women.
d©conner (verb)
to trick, to jerk around  Commonly used. Example of popular use: "Sans d©conner!" meaning "No kidding!" or "No shit!"
to trick, to jerk around  Commonly used. Example: "sans d©conner!" ("no kidding!" or "no shit!")
e
emmener Popaul au cirque (verb phrase)
to take Joe Blow to the circus.  Popaul (also known as Popol) loves the circus. Except Popaul looks a bit already like the pink trunk of a tiny elephant - in fact, just like a dick. For the circus, well...it's usually hidden at the junction of a lady's thighs. Needless to say, Popaul enjoys the circus immensely...just like kids watching clowns and tigers erupt in laughter.
emmerdant (adj)
+  intensely annoying  Example of use: "Que tu es emmerdant!" ("You really piss me off!" (ie "You annoy me intensely")).
enculer
++  to bugger, to fuck  Refers to anal sex only. Derived from "cul" (qv).
encul©
++  bastard, cunt, etc  Insult used towards a man. Derived from "enculer" (qv).
enfoir©
++  bastard, shit, etc  Same sense as "encule".
Enl¨ve ta croute que je swingue dans l'pus (phrase)
++  Take your scab out, I'll fuck in the pus.  It will shock litterally everyone within hearing distance. It is used as a comic sentence said to a girl from a man (or a lesbian).
f
fille
a prostitute  "Fille" is the normal word for "girl" or "daughter" but only if it is used with some kind of descriptive word as in "ma fille" (my daughter) or "une jeune fille" (a young girl). This piece of information might be of some importance if you should visit France. Not every dictionary mentions this fact!
fils de pute/putain
+  sonofabitch
flic (noun, masc)
police constable, cop
folle
queen  Term for a gay man, especially one who is effeminate. Literal meaning: "madwoman".
foutre (noun, masc.)
++  sperm, "cum"  Derived from the verb "foutre": to fuck. Gay slang for shooting cum on someone during sex. "Donne-moi ton foutre" = Give me your cum. "Je veux lecher ton foutre" = I want to swallow your cum.
foutre (verb)
+  to bugger up, to screw up  To ruin, to spoil. Examples of use: "On est foutu!" ("We're done for!", "We're finished!"); "La voiture est foutue" ("The car is knackered/buggered/fucked (US)" (ie beyond repair)).
++  to fuck  Rarely used except in "va te faire foutre!" (qv). The preferred slang is "baiser" (qv).
g
gerber (verb)
+  to puke, barf, hurl
god(e), godemichet
dildo
gouine (feminine noun)
+  dyke  A lesbian.
grogniasse (fem. noun)
woman  synonym to p©tasse, pouffiasse, greluche and femme. Not very nice, but in France, it should not be enough for receiving a slap.
j
jouir
to come  Used in the sexual sense
k
keuf (n.m)
cop  Urban language but don't say that to a cop...
l
la putain de ta m©re
++  You'r mother is a whore  as "fils de pute"
laisse be'ton
Let it drop!  [lEs'beto~] Verlan version of "laisse tomber"
les Anglais (noun, masculine, plural)
the Redcoats (the Red Flag, etc...)  French, as any other language, has numerous periphrastic and euphemistic expressions to indicate female menstruation, a phenomenon that our male-dominated societies, until recently, did not consider dignified enough to even mention in society. The image of blood leads automatically to "les Anglais ont d©barqu©" (the Redcoats have landed), which proves how much the French loved the English. Other potential phrases include "Ma tante Rose a d©barqu©" (Aunt Rosie's arrived), "j'ai mes fleurs" (i've got my flowers - roses, probably), "j'ai mes ours" (i've got my bears), or the flat and very BCBG "je suis indispos©e", equivalent to "I'm sick" in English and "Ich bin krank" in German. To be fair, let's admit that Tampax and other tampons certainly changed the outlook on periods: until then, most women had to wear big chunks of linen between their legs, and male children were inevitably exposed to bloody rags in chamberpots or other sanitary fixtures, certainly reinforcing negative visions of menstrual blood.
livrer aux chiens (verb phrase)
+  to sacrifice to raving dogs  the end of the Mitterand r©gime, after 14 years of presidency for Fran§ois Mitterand, were definitely marred by an endless list of financial scandals, both left and right. Several politicians even went to jail. Mitterand's last socialist prime minister, an unpleasant and ambitious yes-man who had become a reasonably competent but politically cloutless Finance minister, Pierre B©r©govoy, took the sound beating of the socialists in 1992 as his personal defeat...and felt threatened when it was revealed that he had not only been involved in shady deals to please the president's friends, but also for personal gain (primarily, an apartment in a luxury district of Paris, symbol of success for him, as the only member of the socialist elite who really had no advanced degrees and a popular origin). He committed suicide, and, in his funeral eulogy, the president launched into some stinging words against those who had "livr© aux chiens" (thrown to the dogs) the "honor" of B©r©govoy. He meant, primarily, journalists.
m
MALPT! (Expletive)
Used to wish someone tremendous good luck  Abbreviation for the phrase "Merde A La Puissance Treize!" which is translated as "Shit to the thirteenth power". Origin unknown. Used as a friendly term. Example: a friend of yours is about to take an exam. You would say "MALPT!" to wish him well!
maquereau (noun, masculine)
pimp  although the official word is "prox©n¨te", noone but the cops and the courts uses it. A pimp is "un maquereau", and, when female, "une maquerelle", even "la m¨re maquerelle". Un maquereau is of course, literally, a fish (mackerel). See also "merlan" et "morue", to see how seafood impregnated French popular language, probably because fishmongers (particularly the female) were considered to have as colorful a language as mule drivers: "un langage de charretier" (a cart-driver's vulgar speech) is no better than "une langue de poissoni¨re" (a female fishmonger's speech).
mec, un (noun, masc.)
guy, dude, bloke  Said to be the Verlan version of "homme." How reversing this word produces "mec," I don't know. It's very common, found in print and rap music as well as conversations.
melon (noun, masculine)
+  an equivalent of : a damn Arab!  A melon is obviously grown in hot, Mediterranean climates. The metaphor is therefore easy to understand. There are numerous words for the group (albeit 5,000,000 strong) that racist French people despise as much as American racists despise(d) niggers at one point: "les bougnoules", "les bicots", "les ratons" - and, when they are of Arab origin and French citizens (the nightmare of fascist leader Jean-Marie Le Pen!), "les beurs", "les petits beurs", and their female counterparts, "les beurettes".
merde (noun, F.)
+  shit
merdeux
+  crap(py), shit(ty) (adjs)
merlan (noun, masculine)
hairdresser  another word of maritime origin. Not to be confused with un maquereau!
meuf, une
a woman, une femme  [moef] This is the Verlan version of "femme". The syllables are reversed, and "eu" is added
morue (noun, feminine)
+  a low-level whore  morue (originally cod), like "merlan" or "maquereau", is a word referring originally to fish. "la morue" was obviously the most common fish, from the Middle Ages on (the only one you could dry, salt, and keep for all those periods when you had to eat fish). furthermore, unwashed female genitals (and, from the 16th to the 19th century, washing was not a priority of most French people, rich or poor)definitely tend, after a few days, to smell in the not-so-refined way of not-so-fresh fish, be it cod or any other...
Mouffi ou Moufflarge
++  A real fucking dick like a son of a bitch!!!
moule (noun, feminine)
vulva  Commonly used. More descriptive (the female external genitals look like an open mussel, and somehow smell like it)than insulting (like con or cramouille for instance). This term has of course led to a lot of humorous double-entendre, as in the late 19th century popular song "  la pªche aux moules, moules, moules, je veux m'en aller maman...". To be pronounced somewhat like "mool" for English speakers.
m©nage a trois (noun)
+  threesome  This term enjoys very popular usage in the States; pronounced "may-naj-sha-twa".
n
nique ta m¨re
++  fuck your mother  very common in the suburbs, especially among migrant population. Can also be abbreviated as "Ta m¨re?"
noune (common noun)
vagina, female genitals  (Pronounced as noonn) commonly used as the word reffering to the female genitals. Used in a replacement for vulva in a normal non formal conversation.
o
oignon (noun, masculine)
onion - in fact, the ass or the asshole  The reason for the analogy is probably that they're all round-shaped. L'oignon is therefore the equivalent of "le cul", and, just like it, we can consider the whole or the part: "lui carrer dans l'oignon", in slang, is to shove it in her (or alternatively his) asshole.
p
papa
-  dad
parachuter un senegalais (verb)
-  to take a dump, crap, shit  Local slang used in Bretagne. Literally, "to parachute a Senegalese."
Pede
Homosexual applied to men only.  Very common use.
pipe (noun, f)
+  blowjob  Faire une pipe: To give a blowjob
pipi
-  pee, wee(-wee)  "faire pipi": "to do/have a wee(-wee)/pee"
pisser
to pee, to piss  More colloquial than offensive in French. Also used in senses such as "son nez pisse du sang" ("blood is pouring from his/her nose")
poilu (noun, masc.)
+  a man who is a stud, a real hunk  Literal translation: hairy, shaggy. Gay slang for men with hairy chests or with moustaches or beards.
polichinelle (noun, masculine)
a puppet - in this case, a duck  although "un polichinelle" will be used in an amused way to indicate a kid, the full original expression is "elle a un polichinelle dans le tiroir", i.e. the equivalent of "she's got a duck in the oven"...in other words, she's pregnant. Just like periods were only referred to in an oblique way, well-bred people did not say about a woman (until the 1950s) that she was pregnant, except maybe for country folk who might have used "elle est grosse" as for animals. "Elle est dans une situation int©ressante" was quite common until the 1940s. "Elle attend un b©b©" would even have been too crude for children: they might have known that "les b©b©s" were not born in "les choux" (cabbages), or brought by "les cigognes" (the storks). Between males, however, crude speech was required...and "elle a un polichinelle dans l'tiroir" was, and still is, a common way to indicate that a lady is pregnant.
pouffiasse (n.f)
++  bitch, hore  Very rude : use it to talk about some (bad) girl but never say it to the (bad) girl herself !
poulet (n.m)
cop (litt. : chiken)  Cops know this word but hate it !
pousse-crotte (masc. noun)
++  push-shit  homosexual - for men only :-)
prendre son velo
plonger (dans l eau) // to dive into the water (Didier est ce vraiment bien serieux??)
putain
+  whore, tart, hooker  Also used as an insult towards a woman.
++  bitch, cow, etc  Derogatory term for a woman.
++  bloody hell!, fucking hell!  As an interjection.
pute
++  bitch, cow, etc  Derogatory term for a woman. Short form of "putain".
++  whore  Short form of "putain"
p©dale (f), serin (m), grande folle (f), tapette (f), (all nouns)
They are synonyms of queer, gays, homosexual.  Commonly used words for homosexuals. The word in parentheses refers to the gender. Note that the "grande folle" refers more to a drag queen.
p©dale
queer, poof  Variant of "pede" (qv).
p©d©
+  queer, faggot  Derogatory term for a gay man.
p©ter (verb)
to fart  When conjugated, this verb takes the grave accent in the "je/tu/il/elle/on/ils/elles" forms, but NOT in the "nous/vous" forms, e.g., "Je p¨te" but "Vous petez." The verb "r©peter" has an acute accent on the first syllable and should be pronounced that way; otherwise, the unwary foreigner will utter "Repetez, s'il vous pla®t," which means "Please fart again" instead of "R©petez, s'il vous pla®t," i.e., "Please, repeat [that]."
p©ter plus haut que [son] cul (expression)
to have an inflated opinion of oneself. Literally, to fart higher than [one's] asshole  Mon prof p¨te plus haut de son cul.= My teacher's opinion of his own abilities is exaggerated. See "p©ter."
q
queue
+  prick, cock  Literal meaning: "tail" (cf Latin "penis" meaning "tail").
r
ramoner (verb, transitive)
to sweep the chimney - i.e., to screw  the in-out movement of the penis into the vagina or the rectum is of course a natural metaphor for the movement of the chimney-sweeper's brush, as it goes up and down the chimney at the end of its rope or long rod. The phrase "en avant, Simone, c'est moi qui ramone!", although playing on the rhyming sounds of Simone and ramone, does not necessarily, however, indicate intercourse: it's basically a way to say "let's go!" with a little phonetic twist. Where the French use "ramoner", Acadians use "r¢per" (to grate), which has little to do with a tougher quality of genitals due to the Maritime climate of Eastern Canada, but the movement of "va-et-vient", coming and going, associated with the grating of potatoes for "la r¢pure". See Acadian/Cajun dictionary for additional details.
s
salop / salaud
+  bastard
salope
+  bitch, slut
se branler
++  to wank, to masturbate  Literally "to wobble oneself".
se palucher (verb, reflexive)
to give yourself a hand job  This one is easy: most verbs relating to male (and sometimes female) masturbation, unless they are elaborate metaphors (see "chinois" for one)are reflexive verbs, the very example of the poor definition French grammars give of reflexive verbs: an action performed by the subject upon himself. The most standard verb is therefore "se masturber", followed by "se branler", but "se palucher", based on "paluche" meaning hand, comes close as a common form for what priests and conservative psychologists came to call l'"auto-gratification" (self-gratification) during the 1950s.
service trois pi¨ces (noun phrase)
three piece combo  it isn't hard to figure out what the three pieces are: the prick and its two balls. It is another version of "la veuve et les deux orphelines", i.e. the normal male genital apparatus. The word "service" in this case is a metaphor borrowed from table vocabulary (utensils, tea or coffee cup with cream and sugar).
t
tante
queen  Derogatory term for a gay man.
teuf (f.)
party  This is the Verlan version of "fe'te". The syllables are reversed, the final "e" is dropped and "eu" is added in place of of "e'".
tirer (verb, transitive)
to pull or to shoot  The most common regular meaning of "tirer", i.e. to pull, can be found sometimes in popular phrases like the reflexive "se tirer la queue" (to pull on your putz). Most common, however, is the metaphor of a weapon shooting. Men are known to be fond of "tirer un coup" (to shoot their load), usually in an amorous battle on female battlegrounds. "Tirer" is sometimes used alone; it can also be used with other objects, like "tirer sa crampe" (literally, shooting to end your penile cramps). A bedroom may be referred to as "un champ de tir" (a shooting gallery). An unhappy pregnant lady may very well use it in a cynical way : "Oh, vous, les mecs, vous tirez votre coup, et vous vous foutez du reste" (You guys only want to shoot your wad and don't care about the consequences).
trick (noun, masc.)
+  a man with whom a gay man has had sex  This word was adopted directly from the American slang "Trick" with the same meaning. Another example of "Franglais". The word is used extensively by Renaud Camus in his novel, Tricks.
tringle (feminine)
+  hard-on  An erection. Used in the phrase "avoir la tringle" ("to have a hard-on"). Literal meaning: "rod".
tringler (verb)
+  to fuck (see tringle)
+  to fuck (see tringle)
trique (noun, feminine)
a boner  la trique is a whipping instrument: "des coups de trique" could only be erotic in a sado-masochist context. Unless we take the word, as is taken metaphorically here, as in "la trique" (a fuck), "avoir la trique" (to be horny as hell), the obvious reference being to the hard and yet somewhat flexible qualities of the erect virile appendage. The same idea of a hard instrument, as in "rod" in English, appears in a word phonetically quite similar to "trique" : "la tringle" (a curtain rod), the verb "tringler" being commonly used as a transitive verb: "il l'a tringl©e" (he fucked her), "se faire tringler" (to be fucked).
trou du cul (abrev : trou duc')
+  asshole  Is said for a (male) person you consider as ridiculous or stupid. Handle with care !
turlute (noun, f)
+  blowjob
v
va t'faire enculer chez les Grecs! (verb phrase)
go get fucked up the ass by the Greeks!  refer this one to the verb "enculer" (to fuck up the ass), but consider it primarily of use between males: ancient Greeks were considered the ultimate paederasts, valuing highly the man-boy sexual relationship (women being there for reproductive purposes only). no wonder, then, that when the French want to get rid of a real pain...in the ass, they're sending him to the Athens of antiquity!
va te faire foutre!
++  fuck off!  Literally "go and get fucked!"
veuve (noun, feminine)
widow - a dick reduced to being wanked  "La veuve" has several meanings in French, the two better known apart from its original meaning (a woman left alone because of the death of her husband, a common occurrence during the many wars of French history)being: a) the "guillottine", the machine made to cut heads at the time of the French 1789 Revolution, i.e a widow-maker; and b)the penis of a lonely man, reduced - like a widow - to solitary hand pleasures. Usually, "la veuve" can also be known as "la veuve poignet" (a widowed wrist, obviously the instrument of solitary bliss). She usually has two children, obviously fatherless, "les deux orphelines" (the two orphans), i.e. the poor testicles reduced to producing lonesome semen. Sometimes, however, a member of the female sex (or of any other persuasion) will come to the help of the poor triad and make "la veuve et les deux orphelines" as merry as can be.
viande a pneus (driving expression)
meat for tires  pedestrian. Pretty obvious if you already crossed a street in Paris.
y
y'a du monde au balcon (verb phrase)
what a set of knockers!  French females are usually rather petites, and thre ideal standard for tits remains the champagne cup - a rather small format, as opposed to the ample breasts found on American women, for instance. "Y'a du monde au balcon" indicates that she certainly has an ample chest to greet males with...It is somewhat analogous to "Es gibt Holz vor der T? (there's a pile of wood before the door) in German. There are unfortunately less refined ways to indicate that ample knockers do not correspond to the French small-tit standard: "c'est une vraie vache (laiti¨re)" (she's a real cow!).
©
©tron
turd  Used in the literal sense of a piece of faeces.

cunnilingus ~ pleasing the pussy

FINGERS FIRST
One of the biggest mistakes that men (or women even) make when performing oral sex on their partner is to dive right in with the licking.
There are so many other ways to tantalize her sacred spaces without your tongue. This is NOT to suggest that your tongue is not welcome to join the party – just try to vary your technique a bit with other options.
Women love to know that when you are down between their legs that you find their personal parts sexy and stimulating. The first way to do this is to become an admirer.
That’s right – admire your woman’s vagina. Look at it, run your fingers over it, just comment on it. Let her know how turned on you are by her and her vagina.
Let her just lie back and enjoy what you are doing without worrying about doing anything to you. Situate yourself – at least at first – far enough that she can’t reach you. Let her know it is all about HER and HER pleasure, not about you!
Begin with your hands and fingers – squeeze the labia between your fingers. Rub and caress her but do not touch her clitoris. The idea is to so slowly seduce her into a frenzy before you even touch her clitoris.
Pull gently on her labia – inner and outer – and just admire how she will begin to moan and move with your touch – silently (or not so silently) begging you to lick her.
DON’T! There are more ways to please her than with your mouth – so be patient – and tell her to be patient too.
Run your finger up and down between her labia – don’t insert a finger but instead, slowly tantalize her opening just a bit.
The idea is to provide sensations and let her know you are admiring and loving the pleasure you are giving her.
Use your hands to grab and caress her thighs, her tummy, and her pelvic arch. Tease and taunt her with your hands. Stimulate her as much as possible without directly touching her clitoris.
TONGUE TEASING
When you have sufficiently gotten your partner excited and aroused – it is time to move on to some tongue techniques. This does not mean that you are going to stop using your fingers – you are – but a little lick will do the trick here!
Most men seem to want to dive right into licking the clitoris – it is, after all, the love button! DON’T – resist the urge and savor your partner’s other private parts.
Lick up and down her labia, in the middle, around her opening. Pay attention to her lips – slowly suck them in. Use your fingers at the same time to caress her, to open her up.
When she is just in absolutely ecstasy – give her clitoris a little lick. Slowly, lick it hard and then STOP again. Move on to other areas again. Then go back up and give it a little suck.
Form your mouth into an “O” and suck her clitoris into your mouth. Marvel at how it gets engorged with blood and how she lubricates, showing you how aroused she is!
Now you are ready for some serious licking – but there are rules to this. First, you should never lap at your woman’s vagina like a dog taking a drink! There is technique – a good and a bad way! I know, you are thinking, “but it is called, ‘eating a girl out.’”
While this might be some man’s idea of properly naming the event, it surely doesn’t represent what you really should do during oral sex.
First, you are not digging in her vagina for buried treasure – you are exposing her treasure “externally” and then getting the reward from within.
Your licking should be like you are eating an ice cream cone. With gentle care – being careful not to push the ice cream off the cone.
Use your tongue to taste your lover’s “cream” and to gently give homage to her whole cone – her labia, inner creases and of course – the cherry on top – the clitoris!
You would never just eat the center of the cone – but instead have to equally disperse your licking all around the cone. To do this in oral sex – you pay attention to every inch of your woman’s vagina.
CONCENTRATE ON HER CLITORIS
Now, now is the time to concentrate on your partner’s clitoris. Not before, but now! You have to really draw out the process to make her literally and subconsciously beg for you to lick her clitoris. She will be putty in your hands and ready to explode into orgasm.
Begin by giving her clitoris a harder lick – like you are attempting to lick the chocolate coating off your cone. Lick and suck in various patterns.
While you are doing this, reach up and fondle her breasts – let her know that you are savoring all of her, and have not forgotten about her breasts.
Hold her legs open like you are diving in and have to get every inch of her. Being exposed like this makes most women feel very, very sexy and aroused.
When you sense that your partner is getting closer to orgasm – you can tell by the way she moans, moves or even what she says – then it is time for some finger play again.
There are many variations of finger play – and to be a successful lover – and to be invited back to the party – try variations on all of them.
1. Fingers holding the vagina open: It is no secret that holding the vaginal lips open makes the clitoris more “taught” and thereby more sensitive.
Many women hold their own vaginal lips open when masturbating for this very reason. You can do this with one hand or two – if you use one hand, use the other to feel her tummy, breasts or thighs.
Hold open her vagina and just pay attention to the clitoris – remembering to alternate licking and sucking as well as taking a small break from the direct clitoral pressure and lick up and down her inner crease.
2. Fingers on the clitoris: Many women – including myself – love a finger or a thumb on the clit during oral sex. Especially if your partner likes more firm pressure – your tongue might need a little help.
This is not to say you stop licking, you just vary your technique to use your finger or thumb as the main stimulator and then move your tongue around the other areas. This is a good technique if you are getting tired and she is close to orgasm!
3. Fingers IN: By “in” I of course mean in the vagina. Most women report that their most intense orgasms are during insertion and clitoral stimulation. Well, you have the clitoral stimulation down, so why not add the insertion. Use your own common sense when fingering your partner.
Not all women like 4 fingers in – at least not at first – so begin with two. Make sure she is lubricated enough (and by now she should be) and slowly insert two fingers into her vagina.
This should cause her to gasp with pleasure! Run your fingers around her inner vaginal walls. If she is receptive, use another finger. This is up to you and your partner.
Gently move your fingers in and out of her vagina as you lick and caress her clitoris. Ask her what speed works for her. Faster, slower, more fingers, less – pleasing her is your objective here. Most men find the fingering of their partners to be EXTREMELY arousing!
4. Going for the “G”: If you are going to finger your partner then you might want to attempt to stimulate her G-Spot.
This little spot is on the upper (tummy) side of her vaginal wall, about 2-3 inches in. When you hit this spot it will feel spongy and rougher than the rest of her vaginal wall.
If you have your fingers in – palm side up – and rub on this spot HARD – she will likely gasp with intense pleasure. Even if she doesn’t have a G-Spot orgasm right then, it is nice to try and will feel good to her regardless!
When she begins to reign in her orgasm – which you can tell in a variety of ways – she will tell you, you will feel the PC muscles beginning to contract and release, her clitoris will get hard and large – this is the time to finish her off with a bang!
Begin to lick harder, suck in her clitoris, and use your fingers in her vagina giving her the insertion she wants. Press her legs more open and go for the GOLD!
When she begins to orgasm you will feel a contracting of her PC muscles and most likely and increase in lubrication.
DON’T STOP! Keep on going and giving her the pleasure until she directs you to stop. In time, if you are both willing, she may begin having multiples – no wouldn’t that be nice?

*She is to be pleased...
http://edstrong.blog-city.com/cunnilingus_a_stunning_cunt.htm

*More ways to please her...
http://www.tootimid.com/index.php/articles/info/cunnilingus/