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Whether you get down on your man when he is trying to explain to you why he did not scream when you grabbed his balls in the bathroom or doing it as a routine thing during love making, it doesn’t matter. Imagine yourself on an episode of America’s Got Talent. You are the star! When you’re sucking his dick, you’re putting on a performance for your boyfriend. You’re trying to be his very own pornstar! When you first go down, use your tongue as though his cock is a dripping ice cream cone. While resting his balls on your wet tongue, lick in an upward motion to the very tip of his cock. Do this technique several times in succession-like licking a lollipop or ice cream cone.



Here are ways you can reach the stars

1. The “mummy” factor
Tell your man to call you ‘mummy’. The more he does it, the more you’ll get turned on and go harder on him. Tell him to moan aloud with you. There’s a psychological impact associated with this kinda act; it makes you feel powerful, in control and definitely helps you enjoy the moment thoroughly as well.


If that doesn’t work, go to step 2, back to the balls


2. Ball nibbling
There’s something more to your creamy teeth other than having ice cream and looking sexy as you do it or having nyama choma with him. Learn from your grandma’s bunny. It nibbles cauliflowers right? The same thing will work perfectly when you nibble his balls – nicely. DO NOT DO IT like a savage, for his health’s sake. One of the most surprising blowjob tips for women is that most guys like their balls touched when getting head.



The scrotum is another place to focus. This is the tissue that surrounds the balls. The balls can handle more pressure when you go through the scrotum. A super satisfying blowjob technique is to put his scrotum in your mouth. When you do, don’t move at first. Give him time to relax, since this is a very delicate area.

Need another tip? Go to 3 and try tip biting!


3. Tip biting
This works perfectly with fast licking. If you can’t do this, you’ll end up sitting up to see your man scrolling through Instagram double tapping photos of slim and thick models or marveling at your best friend’s cleavage. I’m just saying. The more you do it, the more he’ll give up and be your slave. Focus on the Tip – According to one study, the top part or glans of your man’s penis is the most sensitive part, specifically the underside of his glans but if your man is circumcised then it will be slightly less sensitive. Try focusing of licking the tip of his penis (the glans) using the least amount of pressure possible. Many guys report this being their absolute favorite blow job technique. You can even try doing this for your entire blow job until he comes.

Or you might just decide to swallow him, hook, line and sinker!

4. Deep throating
This thing is not for adult film makers only. You can do it, too. Just be careful not to swallow his manhood. Focus on the frenulum, the ridge that runs along the underside of the penis, is super sensitive. In fact, it’s the most sensitive part of the penis. It has thousands of nerve endings, so focus on giving him some oral stimulation there. Take him as far into your mouth as you can get him without actually deep-throating. The goal here is to have the head of his cock at the very back of your mouth but not quite into your throat. Get him there, then swallow. The contractions of your upper throat muscles around his cock will have him begging for more of the same.


5. The boob factor
In addition to milking his manhood, make sure that you let him have a feel of your perky breasts with his stick. Massage it between your twins and let him feel like he’s in heaven. I would SOOOO f*cking enjoy this. This is a way of preventing him from cheating — especially if you have a big bust. So don’t just stop at making him whistle. Have his train come in!




And that, dear ladies, is how it is done!





Come, again?

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The Lustful Path To Enlightenment

“Be here now. Whatever path you’re on, that’s your fucking path to enlightenment.” - Ram Dass



How do we deal with desires when you’re attempting to be on a “spiritual path”?
The answers are:
“Why would you be asking me?"
"How the fuck would I know?”
All I can do is share with you my experiences...

So a sexual desire pops up; what to do about it? That is the question.

Do you view it as an obstacle on your path to enlightenment, because spiritual people don’t/shouldn’t have such desires?

What are your options with that perspective? Denial, repression, disgust, disappointment?

What if you were to view this sexual desire as a natural part of the human experience?

What if you could view it as an opportunity to sit with a desire and, as the Buddha taught, not get possessed by it nor resist it?

When you look at a desire (sexual or otherwise) or ANY emotion or sensation with an open heart and an inquisitive mind, things can get fucking fascinating real fast.

Tara Brach, PhD, in her most excellent book Radical Acceptance, recounts a classic Chinese Zen tale:

An old woman had supported a monk for 20 years, letting him live in a hut on her land. After all this time she figured the monk, now a man in the prime of his life, must have attained some degree of enlightenment. So she decided to test him.

Rather than taking his daily meal to him herself, she asked a beautiful young girl to deliver it. She instructed the girl to embrace the monk warmly, and then report back to her how he responded.

When the girl returned, she said that the monk had simply stood stock-still, as if frozen. The old woman then headed for the monk’s hut. What was it like, she asked him, when he felt the girl’s warm body against his?

With some bitterness he answered, “Like a withering tree on a rock in the winter, utterly without warmth.”

Furious, the old woman threw him out and burned down his hut, exclaiming, “How could I have wasted all these years on a fraud.”

Instead of appreciating the beauty of the young girl, perhaps noting a natural sexual response and allowing it to be present without the need to act upon it (given the entirety of the situation), the monk simply shut down.

In essence, he had trained himself to deny the very core of living and experiencing his human existence.

That’s a fucked up path to enlightenment, and the old woman called him on his bullshit.

Now fuck me, stupid! .